(thinking to self) "Man I'd like to put my meat in Jessica Alba's pink taco..but since that won't ever happen i'll use my imagination while I stroke my salami"
by Kibbles n Bits June 23, 2006
by kritters December 14, 2007
by Lucee August 03, 2004
jessica simpson is one of the most beautiful girls ever to grace this earth with her presence. newlyweds on mtv has to be the funniest and most awesome show ever to live. jessica simpson has the most beautiful vioce ever so all you bitches who thinks shes a dumbass your really the dumbases you just think because your ugly and cant sing or get yourself and hott boy/girl means you can go off on a girl who can. so stop being jealous and get some plastic surgery.
jessica simpson is my look a like!
by beautifulme! April 04, 2005
A girl who like a boy named Shawn Kiger who is really hot but she is loving and beautiful and all boys fall for her
by im a chicken nugget October 23, 2018
When someone teases another with a fraction of information about an unknown topic or event, then refuses to elaborate.
Pulling a Jessica:
“Hey I just had the worst day of my life.”
“Oh no! What happened??”
“...” *walks away*
“Hey I just had the worst day of my life.”
“Oh no! What happened??”
“...” *walks away*
by ToucanPlayThisGame July 01, 2019
by ededxde32wdsaxawere January 10, 2021