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Prank Monday

by leon kennedy March 8, 2025
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china monday morning

The period 1998-2013 in Atlanta,Georgia when it never rained on Monday. The phrase may have come from Savannah,Georgia. Ships docking in Savannah,Georgia had large yellow dots on containers.
I’ll wait until China Monday Morning to pay my car insurance.
by Old American November 15, 2022
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monday

i hate mondays. I was recently in jail and a friend said that mondays are niggers for 5 months solid we used the word mondays to talk shit about them right in front these ignorant fucks
by doja303 October 26, 2017
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motherless monday

the monday after a long weekend of being an idiot, doing dumb shit, or motherless activity.
Joe: Yo how did this weekend go?

Me: It’s definitely a motherless monday, bro. i was at the club catching hella ass and getting drunk as fuck!
by Dream Jackson January 17, 2022
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Mondayed

Experiencing a day where nothing seems to go as planned and feeling like your plans have been completely derailed.
Yesterday was completely Mondayed. I woke up late, spilled coffee on my shirt, and missed an important meeting because my car broke down. It felt like everything that could go wrong did, and my entire day was thrown off track.
by PreventiveMentalHealth May 19, 2024
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National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday
The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and as long as you send it befor midnight they HAVE TO send a video of them doing a pantie peel when they see the text. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies
by Ladyforthemen November 14, 2022
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Weiner Monday

Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday

Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/

Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.

Traditions & Customs:

Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).

Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.

Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).

General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"

"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."

"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025
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