Irish Lefty

When you and your girlfriend are having sex, and a midget in a leprechaun costume joins in and begins fisting your girlfriend in the ass with his left hand.

"My girlfriend totally enjoyed that Irish lefty."

by elmolovesirishlefties April 1, 2009

Irish Creampie

When a dude Creampies in a chick, kindly offers to get her a towel, then skips out the front door without saying Goodbye.

Girl 1"We had this amazing sex! Then he told me he was gonna get me a wipe rag. But he never came back."
Girl 2: "Sounds like a classic Irish Creampie."

by smr1983 August 5, 2017

little irish princess

naill horan or "little irish princess" as the directioners call him is a fun nickname given to naill because the rest of the 1D boys treat naill like a little brother and he is irish

there is our little irish princess

by naills potatoes January 26, 2021

Irish Shower

To be showered with piss and cash money at the same time; a golden shower whilst making it rain on the person simultaneously.

Dude, richard got an Irish shower last night; he made $300 and cured his jellyfish sting all at the same time!

by Feistyfrontier June 15, 2022

Irish CrossFit

When you talk about doing CrossFit a dozen times, drink too much, and skip it the next morning.

Terry keeps inviting me to CrossFit tomorrow, wanna come.

Nah, he will end up doing an Irish CrossFit.

by Shelldaddy September 27, 2019

irish facial

the act in which the male partner masturbates onto female's face

an irish facial is what i did to your mom last night

by joseph sandeau April 25, 2006

Irish Mexican

My wife Debbie is such an Irish mexican. She's drunk all the time but still cuts a damn good lawn!

I wish I had an Irish Mexican wife. I could pay her with beer instead of money.

by carlos#123 June 21, 2010