Idiot

Someone who lets a very hot girl go. And will never lose his virginity

1. That kid over there!
2. Casey?
1. Yeah hes an idiot
2. Oh i know he let the hottest girl ever go
1. I want to hit that girl lets hope shes single

by EATJTCP January 17, 2010

idiot

a word to describe someone in an offensive matter

Joe: Watch out for zombies at night!
Bob: Joe your a fucking idiot..

by ownerofpillow1 January 28, 2007

idiot

Someone who looks up the word idiot on urban dictionary expecting something cool/weird to come up.

You're a complete idiot for looking this up.

If you're still reading then stop and btw if you go to Sharon this is Darby

by _the real slim shady_______ July 17, 2016

Idiot

Originating from a 1960s scientific term for people with IQ below 55, is now a generic insult, usually to people who are or act stupid.

You idiot!

Don't be such an idiot!

by TheChudeDude June 6, 2016

idiot stick

A toy, made of a wooden tube with a dowel rod attached to a bullet-shaped cone. The dowel has a notch near the free end so that when it is inserted into the wooden tube, the notch is supposed to hook over a rubber band passed through the tube near the far end from the opening. It is called an "Idiot stick" because the dowel is not long enough to hook the rubber band so that when it is pulled out it will snap back into the tube when released. The operator must squeeze the bullet end and thereby propel the dowel back with the illusion it is being done by the rubber band. The "victim" will try for a long time to hook the rubber band, therefore looking like an idiot--especially when it is finally explained to him!

Search for "idiot stick" and you will find pictures of them for sale under Americana or folk crafts.

by Doc Conner January 3, 2009

Idiot College

The University (sic) of Georgia

Idiot: "I wanna apply fo a job"
Potential Employer: "Which college did you attend?"
Idiot: "UGA, go dawgs arf arf arf arf"
...
Potential Employer: "We don't accept people from an idiot college"

by ramblin wreck February 8, 2009

idiot shivers

A full body shiver that occurs immediately after doing something really stupid that should result in serious injury or death, but without any negative consequences. Often occurs while driving.

After running the red light and nearly getting t-boned by a semi, I immediately started having idiot shivers.

by Foole May 21, 2006