Cat Tuesday

Possibly the greatest holiday ever. Every Tuesday, the coolest people wear their favorite piece of clothing that has a cat depicted on it.

Bro, I got to tightest fit for next Cat Tuesday

by Catz rox December 16, 2018

Tuesday Dinner

a social gathering of friends at Denise's on a Tuesday
each friend plans dinner once, takes charge of the stove but makes others cut the onions
a few bottles of wine are shared, occasionally the group has cocktails
the evening ends in conversations way too deep for a Tuesday night, a dance party or someone falling asleep on a beanbag

Natalie: Can we go to Lidl? I need to get stuff for the Gnocchi for Tuesday Dinner.
Marina: Yes! Is Joe making cocktails?

by denisez April 18, 2021

No sex Tuesday

On the third Tuesday of the month you cant have sex

Trevor: No its Tuesday.
Me:Did you just say No Sex Tuesday!?
Tony: make it a Holiday!

by Crazzyyyyyy April 13, 2019

Alcohol Tuesday

A reason to drink on a Tuesday so your not an alcoholic.

Friend A: “Why are you drinking on a Tuesday, I’m concerned you’re an alcoholic?”
Friend B: “Nah bro it’s alcohol Tuesday, and tomorrow is alcohol Wednesday.

by Italian Anakin Skywalker June 15, 2024

Chipper tuesday

April 6th is national chipper tuesday! Go get yourself a kebab!!!

Hey, happy Chipper tuesday

by Chipperchipper April 06, 2021

Takes Tuesdays

A phrase used to describe a long period of time; a long wait

Marky: Hey man, is that Pizza done yet?
Josh "The O": Nah man, you know that shit takes tuesdays.

by TheBlackDonKing May 22, 2009

Dog's Paw Tuesday

A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.

This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.

This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.

by pinkyndabrain June 15, 2023