Retard Tuesday

That typical day of the month, usually Tuesday, more common the last Tuesday of the month, when one or more of your friends (typically at least one guy called Philipp) is saying or asking very retarded questions

Hey Philipp, did you mount the new kitchen?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?

by Flores grup June 30, 2020

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Tanqueray Tuesday

Tanqueray Tuesday originated from the iconic gin brand, Tanqueray. Known for its exceptional quality and craftsmanship, Tanqueray has been a favorite among gin lovers for generations. The brand wanted to create a dedicated day where gin enthusiasts could come together and celebrate their love for Tanqueray.

Let’s make some bad decisions, it’s Tanqueray Tuesday !

by mav_maaar.leey September 5, 2023

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T-Bone Tuesday

The national holiday of giving your girl one extra bone on the second Tuesday of October.

Kevin: yo tomorrow is the second Tuesday of October

Tyron: so it’s t-bone Tuesday?
Kevin: hell yeah brother

by T-bone Tuesday October 7, 2019

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Tuesday effect

The effect of one being absent, from a place of usual attendance, for a long period of time.

-Hey, where is Daniel?
-He is missing again
-Again? I guess the tuesday effect strikes again!

by Coni Ristansone December 18, 2019

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Trash Tuesday

Every feel like trash? Well Tuesday is the day for you. The first Tuesday of every month is considered Trash Tuesday. We don't take out the trash, but any trash there is can be worn and you will not be considered poor and or homeless. Trash Bandanas, Trash Dresses, Trash Shirts, and Trash Pants. All accpetable!

Me: Tomorrow is the first Tuesday of Novemer.
Friend: Finally I can wear my Trash Dress tomorrow!
Me: Why?
Friend: Every first Tuesday of the month is Trash Tuesday.
Me: Alright bet, ill wear my trash bandana tomorrow then.

by EU Terrorist November 4, 2019

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Tuesday Talk

When you have a respectful discussion about something uncomfortable or unpleasant that needs to be addressed with someone when you're both feeling good and/or both coming from a good place emotionally. Does not have to be on a Tuesday. Crying can sometimes happen.

My brother really hurt my feelings. I'll have to find a good time to have a Tuesday Talk with him about it.

by Arctic_Mandalorian October 22, 2020

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