i'm a rapper

I'm currently unemployed with no ambition to actually work.

Meeting her parents
Dad: So what kind of job do you have?
Fuckboy: I'm a rapper
Mom:........
Girlfriend:........he's kidding
Dad:Get the fuck out.

by IndigoZombieWolf December 28, 2018

i'm drake

sad or emotional

in reference to the emotional songs from artist, drake

Justin, "Did Sara break up with you?"
Jim, "Ya man, I'm drake"

by its.an.lhs.thing April 22, 2017

i'm fine

if your girl says she's fine SHES NOT FINE. RUN TO HER HOUSE. DO SOMETHING

"are you okay?"
i'm fine

"okay"
NOT FINE. RUN.

by i'm fine August 24, 2018

I'm fine

The littoral meaning of I'm fine

Friend1: how are you?
Friend2: I'm fine

by Tibthink March 21, 2021

I'm on COVID

The universally proffered excuse for failing to show up for work, meet a project deadline or generally suck at meeting the current demands of existence.

Wasn't that work product due 2 weeks ago?
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.

by YAWA January 28, 2022

i'm blue

if i were green i would die

i'm blue dabba dee dabba dye

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 08, 2022

I'm Kilt

When something is ridiculously funny

Bro don't tell me you ate her ass, I'm kilt fam.

by Yung D February 02, 2016