The Human Fund

Literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time. They've been called "The Beatles of post-pandemic West Texas." No one knows what that means they just keep saying it for some reason. They don't even have their own merch yet.
Person 1: Did you hear The Human Fund's newest song?

Person 2: The one about drinking water? Yeah I hated it. It rocks!

Person 1: I know right. They're literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time!
by notamemeberofthehumanfund3 December 04, 2022
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human boner

Unofficial title bestowed upon the Parkway South Junior High School student body president.
There's no way J. in the junior high president without P. calling him a human boner.
by thefutureofamerica June 05, 2017
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Human Kebab

When a traffic collision causes scaffolding / piping to come off of a lorry at speed penetrating a car inc. Driver / passenger / Both
Did you hear about the crash on the M4 ? Scaffold lorry and a ford. Driver turned into a Human Kebab.
by PC J July 15, 2011
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Human Grasscity

Someone that knows alot about smoking weed and shares their knowledge to other smokers.
Buzz: we always learn something new with andrew
Andy: yeah he is like a human grasscity.
by DJ TMONEY15 January 18, 2011
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Human-Counterfeit:

A person who tries to give the impression of greatness or highlight their strong social and moral standers within the community or public eye, but in reality when looked at deeply have skeletons in their closet that would make the most despicable seem to have saint hood status, Human-Counterfeit.
Human-Counterfeit: Did you catch that Politician on the TV last night singing their song of greatness, what a Human-Counterfeit?

Human-counterfeit: The preacher man invited me to attend his church down the street to save my soul. What the heck, this dude talk’s smack about everyone in the community if they don’t attend his church. What a Human-Counterfeit.

Human-Counterfeit: Hay dude did you think we would ever live in a society with so many Human-Counterfeit.
by Justden May 12, 2019
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human ramen

When a person bathes in a bathtub of ramen noodles.This was popular in a YouTube video by FilthyFrankTV.
Human ramen is the best ingredient in any ramen
by Logical things May 10, 2017
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human furnace

When you get into bed with your partner especially on a cold night and you can feel the heat radiating off their body, making for extra cosy warm snuggles to get yourself nice and toasty.
"You're my personal human furnace."
by orangeplum. October 23, 2023
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