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Your Homie Homo

An response to ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian. Not as powerful as ur granny tranny but still damaging.
Person 1: "UR MOM GAY""

Person 2: "YOUR HOMIE HOMO"
by Mister Bunny May 13, 2018
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The homies (posh accent)

This is when you and your mates (maximum 3) are on another level. U will never get it, unless you yourself are in a homies cult.
Homie wan kenobi! Sod off jassica! Damn look at that bumper! The homies (posh accent)
by Homie wan kenobi February 27, 2020
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Homie Dick Action

Two men, one room. This action is developed by two guys who will give themselves some good ol' cranky wanky between each other, after that one of them will become the daddy in the action and take care of his partners prostate exam, this will be knowed as the Homie Dick Action. Which is 100% No Homo.
-Hey Dude , wanna do the HDA?
-HDA?
-Homie Dick Action man! Its the famous way of giving pleasure between each other, gamer to gamer.
-That's not gay right?
-100% No homo
-Sign me up.
by iHate2DGirls August 18, 2019
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Da homie searing

Da Homie Searing is a young athletic male with short brown hair. AKA Jake is a well know Lax player who is probably the best athlete of all time. Michael Jordan once called Da homie asking him for advice. His drip is on a whole new level starting with him modernizing the Bass Pro Shops hat. Jake is an excellent photographer who is just an outstanding student that really works his butt off. Absolute hammer if yk what I mean. Jake is an even better person; he often finds himself at soup kitchens during his free time helping the homeless. Jake is actually considering becoming the 50th president of our proud United States. As for jakes personality traits he is a loving, caring, compassionate, empathetic, the type of guy you would bring home to your parents. Da homie believes in a better world and is working everyday to make the earth a better place whether that is cleaning up litter or donating to a number of charities.
OMG I think I just saw Da Homie Searing in person saving a cat from a tree.
by Ava Plank November 19, 2021
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home diddly homie

How Flanders might say the word homie.
Home diddly homie
My girlfriend won't blow me
by The Pittsburgher October 8, 2004
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homie-o-stasis

The ability of a homie, or homedog to regulates his or her environment to maintain a stable, constant condition.
My friend needs to learn homie-o-stasis, he is really awkward in social situations.
by ramjam April 7, 2010
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Spastic Homie Disease

When a homie jumps about with odd movements, habitual ticks, and stares into space or at your breasts all while adjusting his pants. Pretends to be busy jumping about but tends to get nothing done.

Pros:

Can be entertaining to watch.
Easy to poke fun at.
Never needs to diet.

Cons:
Can be annoying.
May have a curved spine.
May be easily over-heated.
Has a hard time eating.
Makes the female do all the work during sex. (If female, which is very rare, she is great in bed.)
Chaquim: Yo bro, what is yo homie on, dude? Man he is like a tick on a dick.

Jesus: Yo man, that's not funny. He ain't on no 'ting bro, he has 'Spastic Homie Disease'!
by Big Dick Mel July 9, 2011
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