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Hippie Muncher

Hey Hippie Muncher, can I have one of those?
by Rah13 August 19, 2023
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hippy trail

a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.

When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."

"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
by kittyme May 22, 2010
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Hippie hug

To hug a person with the the arms extended and the elbows close to the body because you dont want the other person to smell your bad under arm odor.
I'm so gross and smelly; I've been giving hippie hugs all day.
by Read Them All August 5, 2018
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Hippie Lean

Tea brewed from Kratom leaves (Mitragyna speciosa). The main alkaloid in kratom, mitragynine, is known to have similar effects to codeine, the main active ingredient in Lean, or other mild opiates. Another defining characteristic of hippie lean is its particularly foul taste.
"Yo, you want a sip of that Hippie Lean?
"Nah, that shit's nasty."
by woke_zero September 13, 2018
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Balloon Hippie

You were walking with your friends the other day and see a balloon with, religious writing on it floating In the stream. you walk up stream a bit and see a hippie with balloons and a sharpie.as your walking past He heard you swear and said “God wouldn’t want you to swear”, so you reply by saying “do you think god what want you polluting his waters with balloons”.
Look at that guy Writing happy notes on people’s lockers. What a Balloon Hippie ”
by Super accurate description October 9, 2020
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Hippie trade

The act of two people "trading" a drug for a drug, i.e. the bong for the booze, whilst hanging out together.
In the parking lot of a rest stop where Cory and Sara planned to stay for the evening, Sara exhaled from the joint she was smoking and shifted her attention to Cory and his bottle of Fireball whisky; "hippie trade?" she asked.
by Bigmanwalking June 16, 2016
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glamour hippy

Person, typically a woman, who's in to yoga, organic foods, alternative folk music, liberal causes and is probably a vegetarian, but also loves expensive jewelry, wines (typically red), expensive clothes, lots of traveling (in nice hotels).
Sally's a vegetarian and only eats organic foods, so after her yoga class she shops at Whole Foods, and she cares about keeping a small carbon footprint, so she drives there in her Tesla. Of course, while she's there, she sees a great California cabernet for only $69, and buys six.

Yeah, she's a hippy: a glamour hippy.
by sprtagt August 5, 2014
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