by Boffa September 13, 2021
Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.
Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!
Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!
Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
by jawnster January 24, 2024
A shitty redneck school full of rednecks that butt fuck goats. Then we have the feins of the school nic feins they ask for 2 more hits and make those hits blinkers. Then you have the fake ppl who think they gansta. Then the most hypocritical vice principle. They also care more about vaping then the students education.
by Joe byrin March 23, 2022
A place where Racism, Transphobia, and SA. People here have charred broccoli for their lungs due to the many vaping kids hiding from the deans and hall monitors. Everyone here fucking sucks and basically are either gifted or in 10 years will end up pregnant with a dead-end job with a deciding hairline by the time their 30s. Every group has that one racist white dude in their friend group. Not everyone is awful there are some good kids. People here have personal fashion that is interesting in their own right.
Also one of our Deans is a pervert.
Also one of our Deans is a pervert.
"The Difference between Everett Ma Highschool and Hell is that Hell punishes people who commit crimes while Everret Ma Highschool do not."
by Clowncarfitfor2 December 11, 2022
by fucktr November 04, 2021
Famous for prior furry propaganda, an average high school. Only 1% of the school are people of color, and the other 99% is blonde skanks or the most boys you've ever seen. Overall, waunakee highschool is a horrible place to be!
by bigson420 February 16, 2024
Located in Broad Ripple village on the North Side of Indiana, Broad Ripple (Magnet) High School is home to some of the most terrifying, awkward, strange children you will ever chance to encounter.
Broad Ripple is a sanctuary for homosexuals, nerds, freaks and people that don't fit in at any other school. Everyday you can walk into the decorated black and orange hallways and buy magical lazy brownies, ecstasy, hot fries and drinks, yum! This is the type of school where you have to seriously build a lot of courage before the rowdy kids break into your stall screaming, "aye he is taking a shit!!!!" Throughout the hallways and stairwells you will encounter New York sized mice and roaches. Broad Ripple is home to the rockets! It represents a gigantic male genitalia! Students walk around the hall's screaming "Yeet!" and "This Bitch Empty!" whilst throwing water bottles or cans of soda, fun!
Broad Ripple is home to the cool kids from the arts, music, choir, and theater. Humanities and media magnet are the punk ass kids that nobody pays attention to and nobody cares about.
GO ROCKETS!!!
Broad Ripple is a sanctuary for homosexuals, nerds, freaks and people that don't fit in at any other school. Everyday you can walk into the decorated black and orange hallways and buy magical lazy brownies, ecstasy, hot fries and drinks, yum! This is the type of school where you have to seriously build a lot of courage before the rowdy kids break into your stall screaming, "aye he is taking a shit!!!!" Throughout the hallways and stairwells you will encounter New York sized mice and roaches. Broad Ripple is home to the rockets! It represents a gigantic male genitalia! Students walk around the hall's screaming "Yeet!" and "This Bitch Empty!" whilst throwing water bottles or cans of soda, fun!
Broad Ripple is home to the cool kids from the arts, music, choir, and theater. Humanities and media magnet are the punk ass kids that nobody pays attention to and nobody cares about.
GO ROCKETS!!!
by Banana Slammers March 08, 2018