Hard Floppy

an uncercumcized erection

Wow! You deffinitely have a hard floppy don't ya?

by michelle June 10, 2004

hard as a snarbuckle

Newfoundland slang given to something edible that is really difficult to chew.

Aunt Mary baked some bisquits. I did not have the heart to tell her they were as hard as a snarbuckle.

by The Gewfie Newfie January 20, 2011

hard clubber

A clubber who likes hard electronic dance music like hard techno, hardcore, schranz etc.

He is one of the best hard techno djs, an idol for many hard clubbers.

by Stanislaw April 10, 2007

A Hard Charger

A person who throws caution to the wind and relies on their adrenaline (and/or alcohol and drugs) to make decisions.

That guy about to base jump is a hard charger.

by PKP Hard charger November 9, 2009

hard dog

Is a person or persons of the white trash category describing themselves as being bad mother fuckers. But in actuality they are grade A losers

I worked ten years as a union roofer. You know what I mean...hard dog motherfucker
(Now usually comes a chest bump)

by Teacher of white trash January 26, 2014

Hard Bard

a phrase used to describe a small penis getting a boner

"Hey look everybody! He's got a hard bard!"

by Good4nothing January 3, 2007

Hard Marshmallow

A person who tries to be tough like their gangster brethren, but fails because they are just too white.Typically referring to white males between the ages of 14 and 17 who walk around with a limp because their pants are so low.

Friend: "Oh look at that white kid walkin' with his sagging pants, trying to be a G.

Me: "I know, he's such a hard marshmallow."

by Khazzy June 29, 2013