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Homework Blocked 

When large amounts of homework prevent you from doing something you actually want to be doing.
Tim: Hey Jeff wanna go to the Cradle of Filth concert tonight
Jeff: Sorry I can't. I have an essay to write and two pages of math to do
Tim: Ah homework blocked what a shame. I'll bring you back a T-Shirt.

Homework Camping 

When the homework is due pretty soon, this is camping nearby the collection box, to get as much time to do homework before its collected. When the teacher does come, the campers usually rush out and hand it at the very last second.
Jerry: Hey, what's Nick doin under those stairs?
Tom: Looks like he's homework camping, again.
Jerry: Here comes Mr.Watson!!
Tom: Look! He's making a break for it!!
Jerry: Haha! What a n00b.....

homework whore 

The smartest kid in the class who always does there homework, but says they didn't do it on every occasion that you ask.
Me: Hey did you do your biology??

Homework Whore: Uhhh nooo i didnt do it either.

Me: Bull shit you have like a 99%. You are the biggest homework WHORE.
homework whore by xavion November 8, 2010

homework bone 

When you're or your spouse is tired from homework that you have sex to relieve stress.
Boyfriend: Omg I have 500 more words to this essay
Girlfriend: Wanna homework bone
homework bone by Repiliptic June 26, 2016

Homework call 

When you call your crush asking for "help" with your homework, but you really don't care about the homework. You just wanna hear his/her voice and possibly get her/him come over.
This homework is too hard! Let me make a homework call to my crush and ask for help!
Homework call by Itsbeenfun October 11, 2017

homework slut 

someone who gives the homework easily. Gives homework to anyone who asks for it and even when they dont ask for it
my homework slut is stacy, she gives me all the answers to the math homework even when i dont ask for it!
homework slut by Hadenharlyn September 17, 2018