Guidology

The study of the cast Jersey Shore to speak their dialect and to dress in their fashion.

Shane studies guidology every week so he knows how to behave and dress for the weekend.

by dfadad2qdx May 2, 2011

Grundorfed

To obsessively stalk, hack into accounts of and harass a former best friend online; Unable to get over the perceived superiority of the town the now-former friend lives in; Insanely jealous, has continual unhealthy thoughts about said person or persons.

"I'm still being grundorfed by Mark right now on sfgate and anyplace he can obsess about me online!"

by SorryUstillHaventMovedOn October 15, 2012

Guldoze

When Umer Gul, a Pakistani right arm fast medium bowler in cricket trashes or restrict the other team's batsmen with his aggressive bowling...

The other team is Guldozed.

The word Guldoze is came from English word "Bulldoze", which means:

Clear (ground) or destroy (buildings, trees, etc.) with a bulldozer.

or

Use insensitive force when dealing with (someone or something).

Dubai International Cricket Stadium - Jan 2012 In first test match 2nd innings Gul took early 4 wickets and Pakistan beat England with 10 wickets. So England was Guldoze-d

In first t20 at Dubai International Cricket Stadium - Feb 2012 - Gul restricted England with figures 18-3, under high pressure and low target match. So England was Guldoze-d

by Falideel May 5, 2012

Gondonger

Colloquialism for large penis, trouser trout, or Bruce.

My thunder, that's one sick gondonger.

by Thunderstrom August 20, 2013

Guido party

A party that single Italian guys go to, where they try to have sexual intercourse with as many females as they can before the night is over.

"Hey Coriella, you going to Matteo's guido party tonight."

"Dude I really just need to throw a guido party and fuck some chicks"

by Guidette101 January 17, 2016

Grundola

The bits of granola that get lodged in your taint, ball crevices, vagina or asshole that you don't discover until the morning. These "snacks bits" are created during sleep after eating a granola bar in bed.

I woke up this morning and there was some serious grundola rocking out in my taint and ball crevice, I gotta stop digging on the nature valley pre slumber Broseph.

by Rilve Hiltove August 10, 2016

Guido Gaping

When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.

Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!

by Buddy Shagetz July 3, 2016