guitar freedom

A state of blissful enlightenment that grants one the ability to tell everyone to fuck off and shove thy job up thine ass because one is able to sustain one's lifestyle by playing the guitar.

(insert name of some asshole trying to tell you what to do): "Make sure you're up extra early in the morning. We've got allot of work to do."

(Insert name of recently liberated guitarist): "Nah. I don't need this bullshit anymore. I've got guitar freedom now. Have fun working for the man and hating your life!"

by luciferous July 19, 2019

juicy guitar

A guitar tuned in a way that intentionally sounds out of tune.

Nothing's better than Boo Bob's Barnyard Blitz, hearing Wohunk on bass, Beewick on drums, and good ol' Boo Bob on down home juicy guitar.

by Seshie November 13, 2019

Guitar

Just a weird six strings BASS

Yo dude, that's a weird bass guitar

by BASS NATION KEEPER November 23, 2019

Guitar

Just a 6 strings bass

Your guitar is a ruined bass

by BASS NATION KEEPER August 20, 2019

Guitar Center

Guitar Stores in which Stairway to Heaven is banned

I went to Guitar Center and played Stairway to Heaven and I was kicked out

by Fat Dog 69 August 24, 2019

guitar pedals

The Best Thing To Spend Money On

"Man, I Don't Have Enough Guitar Pedals"

by radiohead2912 January 10, 2018

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020