god

shrek

person: you wish you were shrek
donkey: I know

god. is. shrek.

by hardrockcafe1234 December 4, 2019

GOD

God is the most powerful being in the universe. Could easily defeat shaggy or chuck norris

I am god

by Fucca June 29, 2020

god

When your kill streak reaches 5+

that guy has reached god mode

by speedycum---3 November 10, 2020

God

an immortal being who supposedly watches over all of us, just sits back and watches people on earth as if we're his very own soap opera

What will God think about you doing that? He sees everything you know.

by ZiggyCat November 16, 2020

God

A lazy-ass fuck who manages to rule all the laws of the Universe despite his obvious lack of will or energy, being lazy and all (and probably fat).

Father : You smoke drugs, sleep all day and achieve nothing! What do you want to do with your life?!!
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

God

Me

God = me

by Twins_bob May 9, 2021

God

Usually someone who has read hair or Asian

“Oh my god! It’s God”
“That’s Aryeh bro”

by God Duck March 2, 2022