french cowboy

A very attractive French man riding a girl who moans a lot during sex

That girl I was with last night really made me a French Cowboy

by Shcjvj jvkbkvvjfju May 21, 2017

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French Jew

Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.

Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."

Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."

French Jew

by Squirt56yz June 4, 2014

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The French trapper is when one person is fucking another or receiving head from another and decides to rip a fart while holding their partner down so that the partner can enjoy their essence more fully as they provide pleasure.

Today my wife insisted on having sex missionary style, so I decided to spice things up by giving her a French trapper. She said she tasted it, and now I'm doing the knuckle shuffle to relieve my blue balls. Totally worth it.

by Greasy E December 19, 2013

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french meadow

A euphemism for a lady part; specifically the vagina. The wording comes from the prediliction of Victorians to name anything associated with sex as "French", e.g. french letter, french kiss, etc., and meadow, referring to the soft grass of a meadow akin to a woman's pubic hair.

I laid in her french meadow for about half an hour, then I took a shower and came to work.

So she says to me, Tony, get your galoshes on and take a walk through my french meadow!

I'm a lawn mower, and her cooch is a french meadow.

by lexicon_T October 19, 2012

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