Flappy

Alternate generic name for sparkling shiraz, originating in South Australia

Can I interest you in another glass of flappy?

by Cilla TheBlackCat March 25, 2020

Fapphobic

A person with an irrational fear or aversion to masturbation

Ryan:"It's december 31st time to fap"
John:"Nahh man I'm too lazy"
Ryan:"stop being so fapphobic man"

by FuckTwittards November 1, 2020

Fapphobic

A person who has an irrational fear or general aversion to masturbation

Ryan: Can't wait for Dec. 1st
John: Nahh man I'm too lazy
Ryan: Stop being Fapphobic

by FuckTwittards November 2, 2020

Flappy Wappy

The direct result of erectile dysfunction

I see Greg is buying a lot of Cialis, I heard his wife say he has a flappy wappy

by Skuzzy81 October 2, 2020

Fappen

The Fappen is a pinching technique made to rebel against the Kraken. The master of the Fappen performs a gesture in which four fingers are pressed against the thumb, whilst the flesh is held between it. This particular technique is extremely painful, and has been known to have been responsible for the breaking of many bones in the human body. The mortality rate of the fappen is known to be less than 10%.

That's it, you're getting the Fappen!
Give it up buddy, you have earned the Fappen!

by the fapmaster43 November 30, 2020

Fappiest

The joy and happiness that fapping brings

Shawn was the fappiest person I have ever met

by Lil fap January 5, 2021

Flappy Wappy

Doing many things in a very fast and disarrayed way

My friend Michael was being very Flappy Wappy with the light switch

by ghosthacker478 January 9, 2021