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Fail Scale

1) Scale in which the average person may fail.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.
Fail Scale
1. Fail
2. Failure
3. Monstrous Fail
6. Planetary Fail

5. Epic Fail
6. Galactic Fail
by UnlikeCylinder May 26, 2009
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Epic Fail

To fail so badly it is impossible to live with the shame. People have known to use this term when a friend( or anybody for that instance ) fails so badly it is epic.
Guy: I just drove my car into a house!

Me: Why?

Guy: I was studieing the house.

Me: Epic Fail man, Epic fail...
by Guy.Mr.Person.Sir August 9, 2009
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fail frown

An overly exaggerated frown made in response to anything particularly stupid seen anywhere, be it an action, a behavior, the weather, some music, etc.

Anybody employing a fail frown must be aware that they must, to the best of their abilities, follow the guiding scientific principle principle-every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
This actually happened to me, so please, read it in order to contextualize this compound word. In essence, it was a message about corporate buzzwords and euphemisms I had sent to a friend.

-I talked to a woman this morning who is the owner of a cafe. She told me she used to be a paraprofessional, which is basically a glorified teacher´s assistant. She likened the euphemism to a custodian being named a "custodial manager." We both made a "fail frown" after she had finished explaining it to me.
by legal pwn August 19, 2009
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epically-fail

"Dude, you like epically-fail at life....dude...."
by Jules&Jess October 11, 2009
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Fail Zone

The Fail Zone is the seemingly magical one-in-a-million glitch that brings you to a part of the level that is not supposed to exist or simply was not noticed by the programmers. Fail Zones exist primarily in skate/snowboard genre games but in rare cases have showed up in adventure/RPG/fighting games. You can identify a Fail Zone by A)Constant falling of your character in a boundary-less black/white location B)Free roaming of your character in a small confined black/white box. To fix a Fail Zone you must restart your level or in extreme cases restart your system.
Noobish gamer:"Dude I was like playing Tony Hawks pro-skater 3 and I bailed from a grind and then I like went through the floor and just kept falling!!! What do I do????"
Me:"Well, my noobish fool, you have entered what we call a Fail Zone the only solution for it is to restart your level or your game entirely. But since that might be too difficult for you to understand, I suggest you pick up your console and trow it straight up in the then stand right under the impact location.
by utaljx285 December 19, 2009
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LOL Fail

When a person has nothing better to say on msn or through text messaging so ends up repetitively using the world "LOL".
Suzy says:
HAHA
Josh says:
LOL
Suzy says:
hehe
Josh says:
LOL
lol
damn... LOL Fail
by Jimmy980 January 24, 2010
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fail

someone who does insanely stupid thing very often.
she failed when she put 2 cds into her computer at once
by mr.incognito_coolbeans June 3, 2010
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