friend bitch

a girls friend who is extremely obnoxious and cock blocks all night. aka the female version of a cock-blocker.

"I can't get no pussy because of that friend bitch"

by soopachick April 22, 2010

Friend Curse

Cursing with or at your friends as a joke or to tease them.

Made popular by the movie, Mean Girls.

Friend has a revealing shirt on...
Friend A: Wow, you're such a whore.
Friend B(with low-cut shirt): Thanks, bitch.

Friend C: Oh my god, I can't believe you called Jenny a whore!
Friend A: Geez, chill... It was just a friend curse.
Friend C: ohh hahaa

by JuliRoseBarr November 7, 2010

Freends

A way of saying Friends

"You see those people over there?"
-"Yeah"
"They are all freends"

by Ablurryfuture November 4, 2011

Friend Divorce

When you denounce a friend, or group of friends after a serious falling out. More serious than a simple argument. Usually involves some sort of betrayal from an old friend. Often leads to a cleansing of people who you realized aren't really your friends.

Divorcee: "Scott banged my girlfriend, And the crew thought it was cool"

Friend: "Oh man that sucks, do you still talk with them?"

Divorcee: "Nah man, I friend divorced the whole lot of em, the're shite in a bucket"

Friend: "and what about her?"

Divorcee: "Well let's just say we are not getting married"

by rat.man.can July 25, 2014

friend of dan

A discrete way to refer to a male homosexual

You can tell Gary is obviously a Friend of Dan by how he dresses and acts !

by Snoop Legend May 15, 2016

Friend Off

A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights

"Girls, let's have a friend off! I'd love to win bragging rights."

by randomperson30 January 26, 2021

new friend crush

N. The instance when you make a new friend that you want to hang out with ALL the time, only to get sick of them a few weeks later.

Girl 1-"Hey I gotta go, I have to hang out with Sydney"

Girl 2-"What happened to Trudy? I thought you guys were BFF..."

Girl 1-"Oh that was just a new friend crush, its all about Sydney now."

by Carrie Duway November 12, 2007