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baby fondle

Baby Fondle is when you pull a car door handle while the driver is unlocking the door, keeping your door locked.
Shit, man, I totally baby fondled the door handle. Would you unlock it again?
by lazymittens March 20, 2014
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Fiddle-fondler

A sex move created by meta pod to shake hitlers dick, Jews would be traumatized by the sound of hurler next door getting his fiddle fondled.
Hitler: o hya! I hay! Use die harden Das harden Ist GUT!!! Fiddle Miene Fondle!!! Down Fiddle-fondler

Metapod: metapod uses Harden!

Hitler:*traumatizing sound of orgasm that can't be written*
by Dongerlover May 28, 2015
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moist fondle

fiddling with ones ballsack while it is extremely wet or sweaty, usually after going for a swim or a wet environment
I had a really moist fondle after going in the lake yesterday
by TheDonnyPlays December 8, 2016
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Rusty Flounder

When you have extremely underwhelming sex with a woman who puts forth zero effort and is offended when you ask her to get on top and fall asleep wishing you had just smoked a blunt and made a visit to the old PHub, only to find out in the morning that she painted your new bed sheets a rusted bronze with her explosive diarrhea that smells like lo mein.
I shoulda known she was gonna Rusty Flounder me when she ordered General Tso's Chicken AND Lo Mein.
by mdc for life September 3, 2019
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Make fondness

Sex in which there is a genuine expression of mutual affection but you're not in love and don't expect to ever be.
Not only was Milana one of my best friends, we loved to make fondness on cold winter nights when we were both single.
by ApricotFields July 2, 2020
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White Fondant Cookie

no more define, White Fondant Cookie is a Cookie Run Kingdom OC made by Berrekie on Youtube, (please subscribe to them!!) White Fondant Cookie is basically a popular fashionista of CookieRun / CookieRunBerrekie
. White Fondant has a costume named : Rosebush's Swan.

miss fondant cookie 10x - wardrobe cookie - sherbert aka. me
Q : Whats your favorite Fanmade Cookie Run OC?
A: White Fondant Cookie!
by wdym bythat January 20, 2022
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Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans convention

A good way to start a riot
Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans Convention was the guest honor. Hanoi Jane called the veterans baby murderers and losers. She was shocked that the riot started because she wanted to show them her Vietnam trip photos.
by queensburykid July 31, 2022
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