Grandpa Shark

Grandpa Shark is the old guy outside the elementary school looking to pick up a baby shark doo doo doo doo da doo and molest it in his basement

Yesterday a Grandpa Shark was arrested for kidnapping little kids and molesting them in his basement.

by puick pride awareness October 08, 2018

Brown shark

The result of letting a poop go in the middle of a lake.

Christina just let out the biggest brown shark

by Michelle Rene August 31, 2019

Shark eyes

When you are pushed too far and it, "flips a switch internally" and your eyes go "dark".

I didn't want any trouble and tried to de-escalate but they kept pushing and pushing and I could feel myself beginning to have shark eyes.

by Extremejutsu January 20, 2023

sharking season

Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.

I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.

by Bookoobabyshark October 29, 2018

Burrito Shark

A fugly white guy/girl usually trashy that exclusivly goes for the mexican minority group.

Damn you see burrito shark? she was all over dat fence hopper.

by FiveFingertwinkies February 04, 2010

Silly Shark

A silly shark is when you are soooo funny you get blood thirsty and eat human

A: Babe, you are so silly shark!
*Babe eats person A*

by SharknadoFan53 October 08, 2020

Shiitake Shark

A shark that is so high on shrooms he doesn’t know he’s a shark.

The shiitake shark was so high he didn’t know how to swim

by Sandstorm81 December 06, 2019