National Bonnie speaks facts day

national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.

“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!”
“Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”

by petitebunni January 1, 2023

big titty facts

When you want to emphasize that you agree wholeheartedly
Usually pronounced ‘biiiiiiiiiiiig titty facts’

“Wednesday is the best show of all time”
“That’s big titty facts yo”

by horse_girl03 April 15, 2023

kentucky fried fatass

someone who is so astronomically fat they have their own gravitational pull

“charles jessie layne ||| is such a kentucky fried fatass”
“charles that’s your 5th double cheese burger this hour you kentucky fried fatass

by Ripp Tichards October 19, 2023

kentucky fried fatass

someone who is so fat they have their on gravitational pull

Oh my god charles jessie layne the third is such a kentucky fried fatass

charles that’s your 5th big mac today calm down you kentucky fried fatass

you’re very fat charles

by Ripp Tichards October 19, 2023

Gavin is a fatass

Gavin Wilson is a fat whale

Did you see that Gavin is a fatass

by Obamaprismisthebeat December 24, 2023

Twix Nutrition Facts

Per 2 pieces (50 g)
Fat 12 g (18%)
- Saturated 7 g + Trans 0.1 g (36%Z)
Cholesterol 5 mg
Sodium 95 mg (4%)
Carbohydrate 33 g (11%)
- Fibre 1 g (4%)
- Sugar 24g
Protein 2 g
NO VITAMIN A
NO VITAMIN C
Calcium (4%)
Iron (4%)
Why would you UrbanDictionary this? (107.343%)

twix enjoyer: the nutrionution nutrition facts contain 4rtfthyjghmvj45 4% iron
twix consumer: ok
the Twix Nutrition Facts: twix

by Defractal December 3, 2023

Become A Fatass Day

On the 28th of November, a day that's called Become A Fatass will appear and you have to do what it says

person1: Become A Fatass Day is here!!
person2: Im so excited to become a fatass!!

by themafaka November 28, 2024