Ethan

a tall kid. ¯\_ツ_/¯

man that Ethan tall.

by hunter222222222222222222222222 June 6, 2017

Ethan

An emo kid with bangs that always has to run his mouth. Loves picking fights, but one day, he’ll get smashed in the face good.

Ethan: Give me my seat back!! *screeches*
Random Dude: Stfu, loser *punches*

by KayMF!! June 18, 2020

Ethan

A mythical lanky cum-like pedophile that looks at your kids very interestingly. When you see him, run away because he’ll kill you and rape your children .

“Holy shit it’s Ethan!”
“I know. I want to fuck him, but he’ll take my children.”

by ChuyChugh September 19, 2019

Ethan

That one annoying guy that everyone hates

That guy is such an ethan

by MinecraftGoat December 18, 2018

Ethan

faggot

What an ethan... stupid bitch.

by ThiccyNiccy October 24, 2018

ethan

hes quite weird and he will most likely make you mad. he has low self esteem but is quite cute. he is nice sometimes and will make you cry a fuckton of times.

person A; ugh ethan made me cry again.
person B; yeah he does that alot.

by lol_I_suck June 11, 2018

Ethan

Watch out Ethan will sit on you he’s a fat Kidd that will hit your sister gf and mom from the back

Person1:hes hot person2:he raped me. He’s a Ethan hit my mom so hard.

by Yourmomsdadsbrotherdied988766 October 5, 2018