Ethan

The most asshole of a person you could ever meet in your life and is extremely selfish and is attracted to girls that are shorter than his half inch dick

Who’s that asshole over there.
Oh that’s just Ethan.

by Suckamaballs123 July 13, 2019

Ethan

Someone who doesn't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly

Wow Ethan, you don't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly

by biggie doodle October 1, 2018

Ethan

A man that is hated by 99% of the people he knows, he tends to try and "flex" but it normally turns into him looking like a fool of himself. He tends to strike out with the ladies leading to his udder destiny as a backup dancer for Disney on Ice

Ethan sucked off the whole football team then gave them all a tbh/rdh.

by JakeWerk February 8, 2019

Ethan

He is a big poppy head who sucka da pepper. He also usually has a whopping -2 braincells

Me:hes gay
My g:yes has such an ethan

by Nonceboi69 January 17, 2020

Ethan

Tends to have longer hair than other males. Never has money on him and doesn't care about anything. Usually Throws up after around 3 shots have consuming. Ethan's also have some of the longest heads out of any name. There nicknames vary from Dude or Absolute Long Head.

Dude, Check out that Ethan.

by Devil85 May 24, 2017

Ethan

an extravagant cripple.

will pay 3 billion dollars for belly button touches

example: wow he’s one heck of an ethan

by ppboynotgay June 24, 2019

Ethan

Watch out Ethan will sit on you he’s a fat Kidd that will hit your sister gf and mom from the back

Person1:hes hot person2:he raped me. He’s a Ethan hit my mom so hard.

by Yourmomsdadsbrotherdied988766 October 5, 2018