elephant in the room

A large two ton grey coloured mammal that has entered into a traditionally human only habitat

Pete did you leave the patio doors open again ?
No why?
Well because there's an elephant in the room again!

by DJ Babyshaker November 20, 2016

Pink elephant

Something so obvious (like a pink elephant), but nobody says a word- like it doesn't even exist, making the the whole circumstance very akward.

Julia: He brought Angelina to the dinner?
Jennifer: Yes! And it was so akward- everybody knew Angelina was the girl he was seeing before we broke up, but nobody said a word!! She was, without a doubt, the pink elephant of the night!

by Hdsweetpea September 3, 2006

elephantitis

elephantitis is an unfortunate condition where the balls hang quite low. A lengthy colum of skin forms followed by two suspended balls. Often accompanied by shaven pubic hair.

ie. the balls can reach parallel to the patella, and in very extreme cases, the tarsals. "To patella and beyond!"

by Sexy Sarah January 12, 2004

The white and pink elephant in the room

A costly and troublesome hallucination which nobody wants to mention.

It's also an intentionally confusing combination of the expressions "white elephant", "pink elephant", and "elephant in the room", which are now being conflated on the internet.

K: It was the pink elephant in the room.

B: You mean "elephant in the room"
K: No, I mean pink elephant in the room
B: I don't think that's a thing.
K: So what's a pink elephant?
B: Maybe I'm confused with a white elephant?
K: googles it
K: Look! It's on Urban Dictionary! I win.
B: This is the white and pink elephant in the room.
K: I think you're hallucinating.

by LonePollux October 27, 2018

blue elephant

A big fat loser from the San Diego area who likes to behave inappropriately toward women.Also a term to describe a crossdresser who enjoys anal sex.

Man what a blue elephant that Harry is.

by Jimmyjoe February 28, 2005

elephant foot

A woman whos cameltoe is so exceedingly large that it is no longer able to be called a cameltoe, therefore, the name elephant foot is substituted.

Jackie Page's vagina lips are so big it looks like an elephant foot.

by red ryder October 2, 2007

The Dirty Elephant

When one person sticks their arm up someone else's ass, pulls poop out with their bare hand, and then eats it.

Jim: "Ugh, I can't believe I gave Tim the dirty elephant last night."

Mark: "Yeah, man. You'll never live that shit down."

John: "Haha I get it! Live that shit down! You so funny Mark."

by lolomgitsmatt36 September 12, 2010