A really fucking amazing person. Eric is a caring guy who has a weird humor. He would pick up rubbish on the street and texts his girlfriend in the shower.
by AReallyCoolPiglet December 22, 2018
Get the Eric Wongmug. When two women in a homosexual relationship have sex with an older man to offload their mutually repressed daddy issues.
Dude 1: “I can’t believe those two lesbians had sex with that old creepy guy.”
Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”
Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”
Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
by Tipdock April 25, 2021
Get the Cottonwood Ericmug. The ability to see all bullshit that lying, narcissistic, conceited, and/or evil people attempt to make others believe is the truth.
Dude, you're a fucking hateful, evil, lying and disrespectful little bitch, I can Eric Agnew right through your bullshit, how many times do I have to tell you "you can't bullshit a bullshitter" so just give up already, get over it, you lying little bitch.
by Cakencock August 24, 2022
Get the Eric Agnewmug. by Eric Xiongnu May 20, 2020
Get the ERIC XIONGmug. by Chuck Norris83649 June 6, 2018
Get the eric baermug. 
A thief who will get violent. Has short brown hair, tattoos on his hands, likes to lie, white, 5 ft 9in tall and weighs 220 lbs. If you see this guy he is in the middle of breaking in to your house. He can be seen around Washington county, last seen as a taxi driver. Fucking SCUMBAG
by Buyerbeware June 9, 2019
Get the Eric Lachapellemug.