Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

Turkish quandale dingle

A member of the TikTok rizz party

Turkish Quandale Dingle is known for trying to impress the group leader and his huge nose . TQD taps on the group leaders hand, sticks his tongue out, and does the hip dance. To show off to Blue tie.

by anonymous April 17, 2024

Turkish quandale dingle

Member of the TikTok rizz party. 3rd in command but rumours going around that he may overthrow the leader.

“Yo bro have u heard that Turkish quandale dingle may overthrow blue tie guy”

by hellobyewhy April 18, 2024

turkish quandale dingle

the REAL leader of the tiktok rizz party. FUCK THE REAL LEADER

boi: hey
girl: hey (tf does this bitch want)
boi: im Turkish quandale dingle
girl: omg rlly????????? take me to the tt rizz party please 😍😍😍😍😍

by me or mistery human April 21, 2024

Turkish Quandale Dingle

Participant from the TikTok Rizz Party, most known for meatriding the blue tie kid, aka the Group Leader. Turkish Quandale Dingle is placed under the Group Leader in the TikTok Rizz Party group hierachy because of his vigorous aura. He is well known for his iconic bust down tongue twister Dreamybull dance.

Nigga one: Who is your favorite member from the TikTok rizz party?
Nigga two: Definitely Turkish Quandale Dingle. His aura is unmatched.

by TheEdgeAndGoonGrandmaster April 23, 2024

turkish quandale dingle

an absolutely rizzy individual

"lil bro, you got me feeling you like turkish quandale dingle."

by sigmohio April 27, 2024

Turkish Quandale Dingle

The guy from the tiktok rizz party who tried to impress the group leader, blue tie kid, with his dance moves. According to lore, he tried to take over as group leader, however, many believe he was simply trying to impress blue tie with his immense rizz, creating the ship bluedingle. He is the best member of the tt rizz party.

Person 1: Hey do you fw the tiktok rizz party?
Person 2: Yeah, Turkish Quandale Dingle is the loml

by smokecheddertheassgetter April 28, 2024