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diego

you are so diego right now. why are you so diego?
by dioge ocram May 18, 2022
mugGet the diegomug.

thee diego guzman

usually referred to as a dark or black male with a big cock estimated to have the same mass as a star, Diego Guzman isn't just that spec of shit Diego Guzman he is thee Diego guzman. This man is deplited in the Bible as a king or that of high power. Thee Diego Guzman is a man who will not hesitate to make even the strongest of people his bitch. If you ever meet this man praise him. If you ever fuck with this man pray that he never finds you.
Young white male: " forgive me father for I have committed a sin"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"

Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"

Priest: "not even god can help you now"
by truth999 March 15, 2017
mugGet the thee diego guzmanmug.

Diego

Cute lightskin or Latino that plays football but has a small dick
Diego’s so cute and strong but it’s small
by move like a snake January 9, 2020
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Diego

A man who cant get over girls

Usually used by people for money

Someone who is treated very poorly by society due to being unattractive

or being a creepy people pleaser
"Yeah Diego always buys me food"
by Rufusbarks January 22, 2025
mugGet the Diegomug.

Diego

A typically tall loser that is a big weeb and gamer. More often than not he doesn’t have many friends and to the one’s he does have, he treats them with no compassion whatsoever
by Xedius September 14, 2020
mugGet the Diegomug.

San Diego Pipe Cleaner

A San Diego Pipe cleaner is when two consenting adults engage in urethral play using a rusted worn down pipe cleaner. In some cases the color may vary to describe the user's sexual preferences. Ex a woman with an orange pipe cleaner indicates she's looking for other women.
"Yo dude I just did a San Diego Pipe cleaner with my girl last night. Her urethra was bleeding!"
by Assblastfucker July 2, 2025
mugGet the San Diego Pipe Cleanermug.

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