A sexual favor given by your girl involving her packing a fat lip and then proceeding to suck you off
"Hey Matt, you in the mood for a Sloppy Dallas?"
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."
by The Pillsbury Doughboy Laugh October 16, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. When you’re getting head from a girl, and she has a fat wad of dip in her lip. Leaving dirt yellow steaks on your Dick.
Guy: You see that country girl with the dip in her lip?
Bud: Yeah be careful though I heard she gives people a Sloppy Dallas!
Guy: What do you mean?
Bud: Your dick will look like you got shit streaks on it from doing anal.
Bud: Yeah be careful though I heard she gives people a Sloppy Dallas!
Guy: What do you mean?
Bud: Your dick will look like you got shit streaks on it from doing anal.
by Tmpr October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. "Hey bro, why you itching your nuts? Did you put your dick in the dip can again?"
"Nah, my girl just gave my a Sloppy Dallas"
"Nah, my girl just gave my a Sloppy Dallas"
by Bonk_ripper October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. Example 1:
Guy 1: She gave me head, but she had a mouth full of Skoal.
Guy 2: Oh man, she gave you a Sloppy Dallas.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Billy Jim offered me a blowjob for some Taco Bell, but he has dip in his mouth.
Guy 2: Ah hell man, that would have been one helluva Sloppy Dallas.
Guy 1: She gave me head, but she had a mouth full of Skoal.
Guy 2: Oh man, she gave you a Sloppy Dallas.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Billy Jim offered me a blowjob for some Taco Bell, but he has dip in his mouth.
Guy 2: Ah hell man, that would have been one helluva Sloppy Dallas.
by Eli Witty October 16, 2020
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