Hair Doctor

The guy 'doctor that does hair transplants in florida

the guy from the news Dr Dienno
by Patient happy March 14, 2010
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Doctor Degen

A pure degenerate at heart who leads the masses of Elon Musk followers to developing gambling addictions and Doctape usage.
He Yolo'd his entire life savings on Dogecoin? What a Doctor Degen!
by Indigo93 February 21, 2021
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The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.
"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."
by Inlovewithabsol January 10, 2023
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somebody call a doctor

Brooklyn guy: somebody call a doctor?
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doctor it up

means to fix something or help something.
i gotta check your project and if it needs it, we’ll doctor it up.
by g1a-9 November 21, 2023
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doctor it up

means to fix something or help something.
i gotta check your project and if it needs it, we’ll doctor it up.
by g1a-9 November 21, 2023
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doctor hard

A rare sexy ass man and can be a little touchy at times. But don't worry he probably can wear shades and look hot as fuck in them and likes to play the flute and when I mean flute I mean he blows cock till it's hard and won't ever be laid at least by his sister. He will also probably be a cock doctor when he grows up because he is Doctor Hard.
Doctor Hard is a rare species and should be protected.
by 69Masterbater September 15, 2017
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