Dirt squirter

The anus.

1. During sex, Crystal was partial to a finger or two in her dirt squirter.
2. After a short stint in prison, Kenneth sustained considerable damage to his dirt squirter.
3. Following an abysmal singing performance, Susan was kicked in the dirt squirter.

by Truck 12 December 3, 2015

dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

by John Doaf December 5, 2009

Mouth Dirt

The nasty bits left on floss after being used.

When you don't use your teethpaste.

"Man, you need to brush and floss your mouth dirt away. Your face smells like sewage."

by ladymanbearpig August 6, 2017

rake the dirt

The act of combing your partners anal hairs to clear out the dingleberries. Usually involving a comb.

I got to get my girlfriend to rake the dirt. I got too many berries to sit down.

by Puppyslayer April 22, 2013

Dirt Curtain

A dirt curtain is the (specifically long in length) ring of pubic hair surrounding the butthole.

Thanks Paul! I feel so much cleaner, your bidet really blasted my dirt curtain.

by Tayne Morano April 24, 2020

Dirt whore

A person or persons who in there own have become a dirt whore it means that no matter how nasty you are you get down in the dirt and be a whore aka shekinah serene ramey bitch you a dirt whore

Shekinah serene ramey stop being a nasty ass dirt whore

by A shekinah serene ramey dirt w January 14, 2022

dirt bagel

When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.

She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.

by Tommytwo40 March 23, 2016