back in the day

Saturday, October 6, 1979.

Back in the day, I could dance all night.

by mandingoe August 23, 2004

international super-straight day

the worst day ever in history, where all the shitty straights think they're apart of the lgbtq+ community (they aren't), and celebrate transphobia.

it's international super-straight day, this is transphobic and shouldn't be a thing.

by @i_am_ring0 on instagram April 24, 2021

Independence Day

The official day when patriotic civilians get to express their freedom by lighting up a dozen of rockets made of gunpowder and cardboard and watching them propel high in the sky, creating an atmosphere of a potassium nitrate-scented aroma. Originally fireworks were used to shoot down unidentified flying objects (UFOs) when they usually fly around during the period of July 4th before Thomas Jefferson and the rest of the delegates declared it as a national holiday. Remade into a hit movie starring Will Smith.

1: "The people from all across the country were firing their rockets into the air!" 2: "It's because today is Independence Day, all them angry folks wanna piece of a flying saucer..." 2: "Even though there is a one in a billionth chance that they would actually hit one..." 1: "Lol, at least it gives Americans something better to do, other than killing themselves."

by ogdajuiceman July 7, 2010

Honey Badger Independance Day

Celebrated on November 10th every year. On this day, HBs everywhere remind themselves that they will never let anyone QUESTION THEIR SEXINESS. EVER.

OMG you must be Halle Berry, looking sexy and celebrating Honey Badger Independance Day.

by HB2011 November 11, 2011

International Send Nudes Day

14. October, is the International Send nudes day.

-Send Nudes. -Wtf ew no. -But its International Send Nudes Day

by call me stepbro October 14, 2019

Mallory's Ice Cream Day

Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).

*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat

Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!

by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013

International Tyson Day

April 25th is International Tyson Day. Tyson is the realist nigga ever cuhz. Celebrate his real nigganess.

Cuh it’s INTERNATIONAL TYSON DAY TODAY. We gotta turn up.

by TysontheRN April 22, 2019