terrorist cuddling

The act of sneaking up on someone and jumping on them to cuddle without them expecting it

She spent the entire afternoon silently maneuvering behind him, formulating a battle strategy, only to materialize from behind the couch and leap into cuddle position. It was a move straight from the terrorist cuddling handbook.

by UhhhOhNo July 12, 2012

Bumpy Cuddles

When two people have sex.

Do you want to have bumpy cuddles?

by aaron88800 August 10, 2022

cactus cuddling

When you're cuddling with your girlfriend (partner) and they haven't shaved their legs in a few days and it's like cuddling with a cactus

GF: Babe, come cuddle!
BF: Not today, I'm not into cactus cuddling!

by Prickly-Pear November 28, 2021

cuddle-holic

addicted to cuddles

person 1 i've been thinking about it, all i'm excited for is the aftercare.

person 2 ... you really are a cuddle-holic.

by the_notebook May 29, 2024

cuddle

something most of us will never get

if you get cuddles, lucky

by ComedyCanvas April 23, 2024

Back cuddling

Cuddling from the back

“Do you enjoy back cuddling?”

by Jambreads1 August 29, 2025

Fuck Me Cuddle Me

When you dont want to be love fucked, you just want that fuck me cuddle me (FMCM) vibe with your boo, friend or pal. Fuck me real good, cum and squeeze my hand as our fingers interlock, and cuddle/spoon me tightly afterwards.

I wanna you to fuck me cuddle me real good, on repeat.

by StrawberriesRMedicine April 26, 2022