Creep-Kabob

A creepy person.

Friend 1: Did you see how that guy was staring at us as we walked by?

Friend 2: Yeah, he’s a real creep-kabob.

Ew, such a creep-kabob.

I felt so uncomfortable what a creep-kabob.

by Scarlett Snow March 22, 2019

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Creep Around

Similar to the brilliant reach-around, but rather than a stroke and a poke, a gentle cradling of the balls and some sweet
talking is in order.

Dang shorty. What you got on that creep around? Keep the creep on the down low.

by Beerbattered March 08, 2011

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Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.

My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.

by Acellertnac November 22, 2023

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batty creep

Someone who obsesses over the anus/sphincter or anything involving it.

'Oi, i fucking love arseholes'
'What the fuck Charlotte you batty creep!'

by battycreep316 April 18, 2016

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Bubble & Creep

A variation of the British Tradition of eating left-overs from your Sunday roast the next Morning or lunchtime. Bubble & Creep however, is when a male or female fornicates and typically eats out their mate’s one night stand or partner the morning following a party. Tears will be shed

‘Good morning babe.... wait, where are you? Jess? Baby?
Joe mate have you seen Jess?’

‘Sooorry bro I think John’s having Bubble & Creep for breakfast’

‘What? My best mate? With my girlfriend? That sick fuck!’

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

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