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Otis Cooper-west

A giant freak who likes to eat giant turds that are very smelly. He keeps them in his mouth for a long time before he swallows.
"That guy did an Otis Cooper-West"
by A y8ugh May 17, 2010
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coopin

He got slapped right oan the coopin
by Big Pal October 22, 2003
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Coop

To assure everyone that you'll definitely be somewhere, but to then not turn up, and with no explanation as to why.
"Looks like we've been Cooped again!"
by skirky October 21, 2007
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Cooperative Baptist Fellowship

Liberal Christian offshoot of the Southern Baptist Convention. CBF's focus is on egalitarian social and political policies along with presenting a hazy view of theology. While most CBF members are not as far to the left as clearly apostate denominational elites such as found in the United Methodist Church, the CBF would be more accurately characterized as part of the mushy middle or moderates.

CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tact on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.
Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."
by Tex in Tex August 23, 2008
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cooper

v. coop'er

1. To victimize another's moviegoing experience by revealing key plot elements before targeted individual can see the movie.
"Did you see Xmen 3?"
"No. Some douchebag at work totally coopered me and ruined the fucking movie."
by donkeypunchjr July 6, 2006
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Cooping

The act of being loud, obnoxious, and incredibly awkward in times when there is no need to
Often accompanied with a loud speaking voice
Bro, you need to stop Cooping so hard. Take it down a notch.
I tried to tell Brett what happened last night but Perry came in and started Cooping.
by unclekrackalacka November 7, 2010
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Coop-A-Loop

A crazy kid with an afro; who every now and then goes on a loose. Then you have to catch him.
My neighbor is Coop-A-Loop.
by ~TheCoopCatcher~ January 28, 2004
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