Cookie Points

things that you do to gain favor from someone

If I ever wanna get my girlfriend back, I gotta try to score some major cookie points with her!

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Corey Cookie Pie

When one fills up someone's asshole with with chocolate syrup (or hot fudge) and then motor boats their ass cheeks while screaming "Coreyyy Cooookieeee Pieeeee."

There is nothing better than a good corey cookie pie to end the night.

by The Corey Cookie Pie Monster July 5, 2009

Cookie Gate

The biggest scandal since Whitewater and Iran Contra, when a father of a girl scout sold girl scout cookies at 50 cents over market rates, probably buying a yacht with his earnings.

After Jim perpetrated Cookie Gate he was apointed special advisor to the Savings and Loan Board.

by Chosney November 12, 2003

fortune cookie rule

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

by Mr. Stabby March 16, 2005

the cookie

A sweet treat for a man to eat. (Vagina)

Mmm, I'd really like to eat the cookie.

by babyc2k14 May 13, 2015

Vegan Cookies

1. A cookie that is free of all animal products
2. code name for cigarettes, usually used by teenagers to communicate in front of parents (or RA's) who disapprove of such behavior

Hey LaToya, want to go have a vegan cookie on the porch?

by allegra dowdle July 29, 2005

Douche Cookie

A hardened yeast deoposit in a used douche bag.

Sally has a bag full of douche cookies.

That guy is a total douche cookie.

by David Klein September 16, 2005