Canadian Coffee

coffee with a lot of maple syrup in it

I drank some Canadian Coffee this morning

by YuOfTheNight April 17, 2017

coffee digger

It's like a gold digger, only with coffee!

So I met someone online who seemed friendly enough to not be a creepy 45 year old man

After meeting her at a McDonalds, I decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her McCafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.

Turns out, she's a coffee digger who took off while I was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes

by The Lorde of Onyan Rangs June 24, 2016

Coffee Paradox

When you haven't had any coffee so you don't have the cognitive ability to make coffee.

Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"

Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 6, 2019

Porch Coffee

Moonshine (or any alcohol) drunk out of a mug on the porch in the morning.

It’s before noon but I don’t want the neighbors to think I’m an alcoholic so I’ve got my porch coffee.

by Bearded American May 1, 2021

coffee sleeve

It means a cap and a cover for hot or cold drinks. Therefore, people can hold those drinks without being hurt.

Is there a coffee sleeve here? The coffee is really hot to hold

by Ryanking December 2, 2017

Kahlua and Coffee

Yes, it's a sex act. A Louisiana Love-in. In a threesome involving a white person and two creoles the caucasian man / woman is said to be having this.

I hear New Orleans is THE place for kahlua and coffee!

by hopscotch honey hamster July 17, 2011

period coffee

When you forget your menstrual cup in the electric kettle and make coffee for your friends.

I accidentally made period coffee for you! Sorry about that.

by Ninja-katten October 9, 2018