Disco Coffee

- noun

the coffee you have at night before heading out to the bar/pub/club etc.

"If I don't down a DISCO COFFEE I'm gonna fall asleep at the club."

"Wake up and stop being a bring down. You need a DISCO COFFEE or I'm going to that party without you."

by steve ryanson May 2, 2009

canadian coffee cup

/n/: The canadian coffee cup is the act of taking one's guest behind the woodshed, and thrusting his/her fist up the said guest's bungholio, causing a rapid wake-up process despite it being early in the morning

Adam was hard to arouse the morning of planned travel, so Brad took him out back and gave him the good ol' Canadian coffee cup to hurry the process.

OR

The best part of waking up, is Folgers with your Canadian coffee cup!

by mightymorphinbungholedolphin1 January 27, 2014

panties as a coffee filter

expression used when wanting to have a girl stay over and have sex with her.

Tell nevilles assistant I want to use her panties as a coffee filter this weekend.

by Big ram77 October 1, 2017

dip your snickerdoodle in my coffee

An invitation for initializing a lesbian relationship

Hey, girl. We have been friends for years, and I am tired of guys. So can You dip your snickerdoodle in my coffee?

by Theconstant May 16, 2018

C of E

chapel of england

A Clockwork Orange:

One necktie, blue. -Religion?

- C of E, sir.

Do you mean the Church of England?

- Yes, sir. The Church of England.

by worsheep October 20, 2009

Coffin Dodger

An elderly person who appears to be a nuisance. Someone literally dodging their coffin.

This place is full of coffin dodgers.

by 42017658994 August 21, 2008

Coffin Dance

A satanic ritual in which the corpse is properly mourned by carrying it around while dancing. It is customary to play Astronomia while doing this to please the spirits. It is usually performed after a traumatic event, if not death.

Person 1: Dude I died and lost all my stuff in Minecraft yesterday.
Person 2: Damn did you do the coffin dance afterwards?

by Shreycrey April 4, 2020