certifiedjoeymoment

When something interesting happens you add on with this saying

“My dog died”, “thats a certifiedjoeymoment”

by stormraidergd959 September 20, 2022

clarted

when someone slapped you hard on the face

kiss or slap

slap

go on then

omg you clarted my jaw off

by iltass September 24, 2022

Cleet

Clown feet

Let me see the cleet (clown feet)

by Burnt lime September 28, 2022

Certified duluth tough guy

Adam ames

Watch out that's Adam ames he's a certified duluth tough guy.

by Traversme October 2, 2022

Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

My math teachers must be a certified idiot; he doesn’t know that five is less than six.

by BbJjDd October 8, 2022

Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

My math teacher must be a certified idiot; he cannot count to six.

by BbJjDd October 8, 2022

Certified idiot

A Maff teacher who doesn’t know the difference between five and six.

My Maff teacher is a certified idiot; he doesn’t know the difference between five and six. What a credited idiot he is.

by BbJjDd October 9, 2022