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cluster fuck

Situation in an fps (such as Halo 3) when one player gets attacked and slaughtered by 3+ players from another team at the same time
Jelly Means: Shit! Get over here man, four guys are attacking me!
Seb: Oh crap! You're getting cluster fucked!
Jelly Means: Fuck I died...
by Seb R. February 17, 2008
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Clusterfuck

Math problems that technically are only one problem, but have multiple steps that take extra work, usually pissing one off
Guy 1- "Hey, what was the math homework last night?"
Guy 2- "Page 324, Questions 1-3, they were all clusterfucks though."
Guy 1- "oh shit"
by ARSECAEKSZLOL June 2, 2008
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Caster Semenya

To support both sides of an argument, just like it turns out Caster Semenya (winner of the womens' 800m in the 2009 World Championships) had hormones from both genders.
(Person 1): I gave someone the book off on the train yesterday.

(Person 2): Yeah, that's great. (Laughs with person 1)

(Person 3): No, that's not cool.

(Person 2): Yeah, (person 1), you shouldn't do that.

(Person 1+3): Don't be such a Caster Semenya
by thatoneguy91 October 1, 2009
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cluster fuck

when more that 3 people have sex together
After prom were all just gonna go have one big huge cluster fuck
by abbalabbalee21 May 12, 2010
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clusterfuck

a word created by dane cook. meaning extremely fucked up. similar to FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Reason).
Cindy: man our school's really fucked up. everyone does crack
Takashi: i no. its just one big huge clusterfuck
by paulie bleeker June 10, 2008
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clusterfuck!

An exclamation proclaimed by Emily in a rather un-nerving pas de duex class at Burklyn '04. Robin and Kate helped to bring the phrase to popularity, and it has held strongly.
After falling out of her arabesque press, Emily proclaimed, "Clusterfuck! Shit!" and then proceded to enter into another arabesque
by ShaniquaPop August 8, 2006
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Cluster Fuck

The insertion of random objects into the anal cavity.
I grabbed a hairbrush, a sharpie and uno cards and proceeded to cluster fuck christina r.
by Jerikstephill January 20, 2009
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