Christopher is the only man you need. He will make you laugh in the darkest time. literally the sexiest man alive. Prob is dating his cousin though, but it's ok because she hot.
by LiterallyBritish December 13, 2022
Get the Christophermug. When Christoph walks in a room, everyone has to smile because of his positive energy. When you are around him it feels like heaven on earth because no one could ever treat you better like Christoph. His smile, eyes and hotness are so attractive that everyone is jealous of you being his proud friend/girlfriend.
If there is anything/anyone what makes you feel bad, Christoph knows. He is doing the best he can to make you feel like you are worth it and special.
If you have a Christoph in your life, your life couldn't be more perfect. He is the most wonderful humen being and has the biggest heart. If you ever break it, make sure you lost an angel on earth.
If there is anything/anyone what makes you feel bad, Christoph knows. He is doing the best he can to make you feel like you are worth it and special.
If you have a Christoph in your life, your life couldn't be more perfect. He is the most wonderful humen being and has the biggest heart. If you ever break it, make sure you lost an angel on earth.
by unixorn November 22, 2021
Get the Christophmug. A big testicled male with a seven inch cock who is six feet tall. Also, he enjoys bullying short Mexican women.
by yurvy scurvy February 9, 2022
Get the Christophemug. Christopher is an amazing guy. Usually tall, very handsome and pale. Christopher's have a very great sense of style, they also have a smile that is to die for. Very talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Though he can look mad all the time he's really isn't. Can be kind of awkward, really nervous and super shy but in a really cute way. Not the type of guy that always has a different girl. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. He will always think about you no matter what. They prefer a long solid relationships. They have really big hearts, but keep their feelings to themselves because they are afraid of getting hurt. It is really easy to open up and talk to a Christopher they are so sweet and inviting. Let them kiss you and be with you. There is nothing better than being loved by a Christopher.
by Secretlover206 November 20, 2023
Get the Christophermug. Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.
Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace
by Gabe Dertz May 19, 2021
Get the St. Christopher's Necklacemug. This mf breaks the Richter Scale with every step. The only test he's ever passed has been the body mass index, scoring a 97. Good thing no women knows of his existence to get him off of discord. In the streets of discord his nickname is "Cheeseball" because that's what he currently is eating (what a fat fuck). We try not to joke around with him too much because he has autism, yet he still says the n word in chat. He's called his sister hot, what else do we describe this whale of a human, but at least a whale is over 5 ft. tall.
by ChristopherIsObese101 November 20, 2022
Get the Christopher SoFatmug. Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”
That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”
That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama
by Hey_oh March 16, 2024
Get the A Christopher in Alabamamug.