When at a function around christmas time, instead raising a glass and saying chirstmas cheers, offer christmas jis as an alternative.. Sounds similar and is a great bit of banter.. However, try not to get caught
by Tomofthe1234 January 14, 2008
A holiday before Christmas where you have to sleep at Christmas Eve night, and your parents will buy stuff for you at midnight, not Santa. If you hear your parent(s) say "Santa's watching you," your parent is apparently saying that they will put video surveillance cameras in your room to watch every move you make since Santa isn't real. If you masturbate, you will get presents.
Parent: Santa's watching you. Go sleep at Christmas Eve or he won't give you presents.
Me: Nah, I think that phrase is for little kids.
Parent: well fuck you go give me a rim job
Me: Nah, I think that phrase is for little kids.
Parent: well fuck you go give me a rim job
by a random eggplant November 11, 2018
To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.
by Prada Glasses July 11, 2008
a more polite paraphrase of "For Christ's Sake" - such a paraphrase is often used loudly or/in public places so not to offend or draw attention to using "Christ" in a potential negative connotation
A woman upset about not finding an item they need in a grocery store or finding out that the grocery is out of the needed item - instead of saying "For Christ's Sake!" using "For Christmas Shakes" - A man upset that their favorite team is losing using "For Christmas Shakes," in front of their children - Also "For Christmas Sakes"
by David Petreaus Curtis December 06, 2011
To give a Christmas bonus, a girl must have sex with a guy in the cowgirl position. Then she gets off right before he orgasms, knees him in the balls, says 'Merry Christmas' and walks away.
Shelly gave John a Christmas bonus last night and he couldn't get out of the fetal position for ten minutes.
by TRX534 November 30, 2009
I'm so glad that the woman in the hallmark movie broke up with her corporate boyfriend to be with her Christmas boyfriend
by Sando Trouton December 28, 2021
A person who shows cheer, enthusiasm and excitement around people regardless of the situation, circumstance or obvious lack of concern.
"Our house just burned to the ground."
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"
or
"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"
or
"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"
by Juice Box Joe April 28, 2015