Christmas Jiz

When at a function around christmas time, instead raising a glass and saying chirstmas cheers, offer christmas jis as an alternative.. Sounds similar and is a great bit of banter.. However, try not to get caught

Excuse me everyone.. I would just like to say (raise glass) 'Christmas Jiz' to you all

by Tomofthe1234 January 16, 2008

Christmas Tree

To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.

"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."

by Prada Glasses June 29, 2008

Christmas bonus

To give a Christmas bonus, a girl must have sex with a guy in the cowgirl position. Then she gets off right before he orgasms, knees him in the balls, says 'Merry Christmas' and walks away.

Shelly gave John a Christmas bonus last night and he couldn't get out of the fetal position for ten minutes.

by TRX534 November 29, 2009

For Christmas Shakes

a more polite paraphrase of "For Christ's Sake" - such a paraphrase is often used loudly or/in public places so not to offend or draw attention to using "Christ" in a potential negative connotation

A woman upset about not finding an item they need in a grocery store or finding out that the grocery is out of the needed item - instead of saying "For Christ's Sake!" using "For Christmas Shakes" - A man upset that their favorite team is losing using "For Christmas Shakes," in front of their children - Also "For Christmas Sakes"

by David Petreaus Curtis December 6, 2011

Mexican Christmas

While a woman is giving birth you proceed to pour cocaine into her vagina and sniff the powder off the newborn along with other birth fluids

Bro I just went down to the hospital to do a Mexican Christmas

by Boss o neill May 6, 2021

Christmas Mustache

The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).

"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."

by sterile_babe111 December 4, 2013

Red Christmas

The event of your wife or girlfriend being on their period for Christmas.

Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."

by The Mumbling Manchildren April 21, 2018