why won’t you burn down that house with me? Nevermind i’ll do it myself, you fucking scaredy-carrot!
by ididntgetmyusername May 1, 2022

by Jus sayin July 1, 2015

A carrot that is weirdly shaped to look scary.
Instead of carving a pumpkin you could carve a carrot.
Instead of carving a pumpkin you could carve a carrot.
Kevin:are you going to carve a pumpkin on Halloween and make a scary pumpkin.
Me:no I’m going to carve a carrot and make a scary carrot.
Me:no I’m going to carve a carrot and make a scary carrot.
by Carrrrot January 1, 2021

by CervixCupcake May 11, 2022

by Carmengogh October 27, 2021

Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.
“Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”
by ragnar hairy breeches January 26, 2024

by Fedfan22 July 30, 2018
