The line is only compelling because the guy who says the thing DOESN'T HAVE the things that the other guy would hypothetically be offering him (i.e. money and power).
Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ 🤦 ♂️ You're an idiot. 'Offer me the things I already have... I don't care...' Yeah, no shit you fucking retard. And Ben had to take a running start to hop on that Elon dick for a 'Yas Queen!" moment. Fucking pathetic. You're right though. You don't care. None of you are even capable of ACTUALLY caring. Nothing bad is actively happening to you in this moment and as long as that is the case you just aren't going to do it. All everyone is going to get from you is hollow platitudes vague frowny face feelings. That's not caring. We pretend it is but it's pretend-world so that's to be expected."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2023
Get the I don't caremug. A person in a state of not-caring, as in not giving a damn, doing things half-ass, and not thinking twice about consequences or what other people might think or feel about it. Also describes someone who does not take the time to be careful.
(No = not + care-ified = caring) = Not caring.
Usually is derogatory, said as an insult to a person who appears careless, lazy, selfish, rude, or just doesn't care. Is often preceded and followed by other expletives when used to describe an offending person.
Can be used to describe a person, an action or behavior, or something said, that is offensive in some way.
(No = not + care-ified = caring) = Not caring.
Usually is derogatory, said as an insult to a person who appears careless, lazy, selfish, rude, or just doesn't care. Is often preceded and followed by other expletives when used to describe an offending person.
Can be used to describe a person, an action or behavior, or something said, that is offensive in some way.
Dude #1: *hits car while trying to parallel park huge truck in small spot while buzzed* "Oops!"
Dude #2 whose car got hit: "Damn you no care-ified bastard!"
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"Dude, what Doug said was so insensitive. That was really no care-ified."
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"Dressing like a bum to Ned's big party would be really no care-ified."
Dude #2 whose car got hit: "Damn you no care-ified bastard!"
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"Dude, what Doug said was so insensitive. That was really no care-ified."
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"Dressing like a bum to Ned's big party would be really no care-ified."
by Jaester January 17, 2009
Get the no care-ifiedmug. 
by Him ova there January 22, 2016
Get the Care bearmug. state of mind on health, based on the idea that people who have strong immune systems dont need to be be tested. As in VD is a state of mind rather than an actual disease.
"I know it itches like crazy but i believe in 'Pottsy-care' so if i believe its not there then it will go away"
by ox49cent. October 8, 2009
Get the Pottsy-caremug. by Smhh.mari October 15, 2019
Get the National Care Daymug. 1. A sarcastic way of saying "I don't care."
2. An ironic form of saying "I don't care."
The differences are how they are conveyed in a particular situation, or who it is conveyed to.
2. An ironic form of saying "I don't care."
The differences are how they are conveyed in a particular situation, or who it is conveyed to.
Sarcasm : Person 1. "I can deadlift 430lbs" Person 2. "Care"
Irony/Sarcasm : Friend 1. "Guys, i just looked, and im down 75lbs now!" Friend 2. "Care" *all friends laugh*
Irony : Friend 1. "Yeah bro, i dropped 32 kills in warzone yest-" Person 1. "Warzone?! I love that game, i win every single game i play." Friend 2. "Care" *Friends laugh* Person 1. *confused* "Thanks, we should play some time!"
Irony/Sarcasm : Friend 1. "Guys, i just looked, and im down 75lbs now!" Friend 2. "Care" *all friends laugh*
Irony : Friend 1. "Yeah bro, i dropped 32 kills in warzone yest-" Person 1. "Warzone?! I love that game, i win every single game i play." Friend 2. "Care" *Friends laugh* Person 1. *confused* "Thanks, we should play some time!"
by ExplicitTaco January 3, 2022
Get the Caremug.