Canadian Blowjob

N.) A northern blowjob involving ice and maple syrup.

Related to the Zamboni, and Rusty Zamboni

Example: Things got hot and heavy with Sarah last night, then she broke out the ice and maple syrup and turned me into a frozen pancake. Canadian blowjobs are awesome.

by Artic Thunder Hooser September 29, 2013

Flag

Get the Canadian Blowjobmug.

canadian history

a common practice of aging American homo-sexuals bored with their sex lives, the group assembles together at least five items related to canada. Popular items are hockey sticks, curling brooms and stones, beaver pelts,canadian bacon, maple syrup, a Stanly Cup replica and other canadian memorabilia. The group then sets up a video camara and each member then takes a date rape type drug and commence in an orgy using the canadian items. The following day the video is replayed for all to view, as they cannot remember what had happened. Hence the name Canadian History

Eh, you guys get into a fight last night

Nah, just studied some Canadian History

by sycamoron February 5, 2010

Flag

Get the canadian historymug.

Canadian Legendhood

The Canadian Legendhood is an international underground organisation whose membership consists of only the utmost legendary Canadians.

Currently there are only two members: Jean Chretien and Nelly Furtado. Celine Dion was supposed to join but was rejected due to her Quebecoiscism. Bryan Adams was also going to join but his accession has been delayed as he needs to take a proper shower.

The headquarters are in a dark dark room in a dark dark alley in a dark dark city called Ottawa.

Dude I heard Celine Dion just got called up to the Canadian Legendhood!
Nah that's crap they didn't take her in as she is a fucking French Canadian.. *randomly gets sick*

by bluemanc March 9, 2007

Flag