Canada's History

The act through which Stephen Colbert pwns the crappy studio apartment above America.

Holy crap! You just Canada's History -ed those socialists! Nailed 'em!

by Le Justier Masqué February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An Anal/Vaginal sexual act involving a Moose antler, usually lubricated with maple syrup. The resulting fluid mixture is then drunk from a replica Stanley Cup with a beer.

I saw a great movie last night and learned a lot about Canada's History...Eh.

by Jacques XXX February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Inserting your tongue into the ass of a reindeer while forcing a an elephants trunk on to your cock and jacking off the reindeer.

I had fantastic time enjoying a Canada's History yesterday.

by Steven Colbert Nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An old American euphemism for a Canadian Sex Act using moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup

I sure enjoyed Canada's History last night

by OneCrazyCanadian February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A term used by Americans to refer to a filthy sex act, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup

The chick was hot, but she wouldn't let me pull the old Canada's History on her.

by oracle235 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

"Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"

all those "alien abductions" reported in Canada, they're really Canada's History going down.

by Colbert's Buddy February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A descriptive term for unimpressive male sexual performance.

As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."

by MechaStewart February 4, 2010