Your curtains don't match your carpet

Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

by -c-oNo-r- August 23, 2006

do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril June 7, 2016

The dame comes out from behind the curtains

When a friend hasn’t spoken to you for ages and then can’t stop talking to you.

At last, the dame comes out from behind the curtains.

by Kirstles January 20, 2021

Let me show you my shower curtain...

She wants the D.

"I'm coming over later."

"Let me show you my shower curtain... ;)"
"I'll bring my sex shorts."

by Bigger is Better October 6, 2016

spagurkin curtain

a curtain or blanket used to give privacy while in close quarters with other people. In most cases Military barracks, navy boats or any other situation where you dont get much alone time.

Billy has been behind his spagurkin curtain for hours

by wesully1 October 11, 2011

chewbacca curtains

A pair of hairy, furry, or shaggy carpet covered like low hanging labia lips hence the reference to the star wars character Chewy the Chewbacca...lol

Hey Bruh....heard you'd been chewing on your ol' lady's Chewbacca Curtains..lol

by izakbwalz October 10, 2017

Quivering Beef Curtains

When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.

Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.

by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 23, 2017