Nagative Creep

To nag someone in a creepy fashion

He was standing in the kitchen in the dark telling me to do the dishes being a total nagative creep

by Eisor October 20, 2021

Creeping Nukism

Sarcastic term used in the submarine fleet, mostly by forward submariners, to describe the slow takeover of aft “Nukes” and their nerdy engineering culture of nerdism. They over think everything and make life miserable and difficult, unless you’re a Nuke! Nukes are famous for being the golden children of the boat, exhausting procedural compliance to the Nth degree, a requirement culture of working near the reactor and engineering spaces. Besides finding their rack for sleeping or the mess decks for eating, these top tiered Nerds know nothing about the forward half of the boat, control spaces and weapons areas. Junior officers graduating to division officer jobs up forward, try “creeping-nukism” philosophy on such admired and prideful Torpedo Divisions, who put the smack down on such tomfoolery without prompting.

TMSN Shmuckatelli: “Chief, the Div-O wants me to make the weekly training to include a 100 question test, with a matrix for scoring, on a 7 vector scale, 3 calculus problems, a 5 part numbering system, an illustrated prt breakdown of 10 drawings, and definitions to require clinical laboratory expertise beyond normal automation to perform”.

TM Chief, “Dont get hoodwinked or bamboozled by the creeping nukism, they work harder to get out of work, instead of just doing the work.”

by Torsiondrummer November 17, 2023

Creeping Death

The horrid post duke aroma that sneaks up on you after your friend leaves the bathroom door open.

Rib night was great until I was hit square in the face by the creeping death

by Wheelburra May 6, 2021

old creep

A being who FEELS like he/she is already old enough and starts to get creepy in their own way because they found out that life is boring, so they check it out. Coz why not?

1. I'm such an old creep, i need a bang (drink) lololololol

Old creep 1: How many old creeps do we have here?

Soon to be an old creep: I don't really get it but, Y'all an old creep?

OLD CREEP- cool asf in their own creepy way

by justanoldcreeppassingby November 23, 2021

creep-cap

Creep capping is the practice of secretly screen capping someone on video chat without their knowledge. It's commonly used on video chat sites such as omegle and chat roulette. Caps are later uploaded onto social networking sites or kept in picture folders to look back on.

Roza: "OMG. He's hot. Did you creep-cap him?"

Taylor: "Yep! He was so gully. He had no clue!"

by McFiggerty Jiggins August 23, 2011

Lebo Creep

To sneak up behind someone and silently watch their computer monitor.

Damn... I was talking to an ugly chick on Facebook, Matt totally lebo creeped me and told everyone. My social life is ruined...

by itsmalkir June 14, 2011

Creep Rule

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.

Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.

by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021