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cock worshipper

A man/woman who enjoys penises so much that they worship them. These people want cock in their mouth, in their hand, in their ass, all around them, etc. They are also obsessed with cum. To put it simply, a cock worshipper's whole life is dedicated to cock. They are an absolute slut for anything even related to cock.
Lucy: Yes, I am a cock worshipper... I want cock, I love cock, I adore cock, I obey cock, I submit to cock... Cock is my everything.
cock worshipper by zooboo September 21, 2016
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cock drunk 

When a person during the act even forgets their own name by how cock drunk they are!
Her: He was fucking me so well, I didn't know where I was or what my name was!
Friend: sounds like you were truly cock drunk!
cock drunk by hfrank777 April 3, 2016

Cock Joke 

This Retarded Unfunny Joke that the internet won't shut the fuck up about
Captain: Hey Steve!
Steve: Wha-
Captain: Cock Joke
Cock Joke by literal asshole August 2, 2021

Cock worshiping 

1.To sexually crave a penis whether soft or erect to the point where you do tasks and things asked for the person who you are cock worshipping to receive sex with this person and his cock

2. You like penis so much you crave it you always want it in you or on you or atleast around you always sucking on it or face fucking it or giving it a handjob or even playing with it while the person is asleep
Bro this bitch is a cock worshiping freak
Cock worshiping by Savethepolarbears September 18, 2019

Cock propaganda 

When you send a bitch a picture of a dick that is not yours, bigger and better than yours, typically a cock you googled. Misleading cock pics to bag a babe.
Chuck: Hey Matt, how did you get that smokeshow to sleep you.

Matt: I used a little cock propaganda and got a huge cock pic off of google and sent it to her.
Cock propaganda by Aj36mason December 13, 2018

cock hero 

A JOI-style video where guys masturbate and attempt to match their stokes to the tempo and last until the end of the song. It's like Guitar Hero, but with an orgasm instead of a high score.
My strokes were way off beat during my last round of Cock Hero, but I still came, so I won anyway.
cock hero by Lizzie Bear Fox December 15, 2013

cock shandy 

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis
I got a cock shandy last night
cock shandy by Knobhead 123456789 February 4, 2017